As I slap this proverbial pony on the ass so that it might just saunter out of the gates
I am just going to go ahead and say that lobstering is objectively the worst experience any individual (in their right mind or otherwise) might be unfortunate enough to find themselves having, and that anyone who stumbles upon this blog through their passion for lobstering alone has my condolences.
While I am aware that this post will inevitably cause me to lose out on the massive fishing community demographic on tumblr, my resolute plans for this blog to be one of integrity and principles simply would not allow for such a lie of omission on my part.
Judge me as I am, tumblr.
