oh delicious frogs full of custard

Neurarctic

Wed, 25 Jul 2012 23:02:45 -0400

Ptoo! is what I say to you

Indestructible icebox ostracizing my personhood

Skreek! Kraww! I bend the bars and break free!

So I fantasize as I huddle in the fruit shelf

Refrigerators don’t even have bars

Dumbass

I hear only the muffled mess of mumbo jumbo outside

What was that? Did she say “loaf” or “loathe”?

I’d be in denial if I tried to convince myself it was anything

Anything other than

Loathe

I wonder what I said or did

That made her LOATHE me

Not that I can ever leave the box anyway

God forbid I cleanly connect with

Anyone

Even when they open the door on their own

It’s just so cold in here

I can only stutter

Each and every one of the millions that will read this should...

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 09:51:00 -0400

Each and every one of the millions that will read this should spend a stupid amount of time figuring out their favorite Pokemon through to the site I’m posting in 3, 2, 1, BAM.

http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~msandbot/pokemon/blackwhite.html

Toward the end I felt like I was trying to cheat the site into letting my favorites be at the top since it cheats first by making you choose between your favorites early on, but WHO CARES LOOK AT ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL GRASS TYPES. <3

Oh yeah, uh...

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 09:37:24 -0400

about that whole “rethinking how I did blogging” thing… Let’s just file that away in the FUCK IT cabinet for the time being, which includes but is not limited to forgotten dreams. Double entendres make for shockingly diverse cabinet contents, though I happen to think “abandoned dreams” and “things I would fuck” fit quite nicely together.

Posting for multiple reasons, most of which are the presence of...

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 09:21:53 -0400

Posting for multiple reasons, most of which are the presence of Jumpluff.

BELIEVE WHEN I SAY I’m not entirely sure myself how this...

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 09:11:00 -0400

BELIEVE WHEN I SAY I’m not entirely sure myself how this connection popped into my head.

It’s obviously only been so long since my last post because I’ve got such a high standard for post quality.

Hot damn

Thu, 24 Nov 2011 01:28:00 -0500

I feel so ridiculous posting with an audience of one person, is this part of the natural life cycle of a blog? With my last tumblr I just kinda followed people/reblogged crud and they’d follow me back out of what was presumably common courtesy, which is why I want to do it differently this time. I suppose I’ll just kinda treat this as a cathartic little outlet, as having one of those might be pretty neat.

What I disliked about my last tumblr was that I didn’t feel like I was doing anything with it, or that it was reflecting much about myself aside from the general sense of my humor from my reblogs. It wasn’t really doing anything for me, or properly functioning as a little window into my life. Since blogging is pretty much a form of masturbation as it is, I might as well avoid treating it like it’s anything else and do it the way I’d like. Fittingly enough, here I am pouring what’s on my mind into my hidden little nook in the internet and hoping somebody out there will at some point find it interesting. Hopefully if anyone follows, it’ll be out of genuinely wanting to read more of what I’ve got. Maybe that’ll happen, maybe it won’t.

Call me a exhibitionist, but stuff like this is always a lot more fun when you know people are sneaking a peak every now and then. c;

Oh shit, that's right

Wed, 23 Nov 2011 04:28:26 -0500

I should probably post something along the lines of “Yo Shelby, it’s the freshly made tumblr of that Dylan guy from the con!”

…except much more suave, nonchalant than that, all cool-like. Gotta keep up my image with the ladies. It’s all about the image.

As I slap this proverbial pony on the ass so that it might just saunter out of the gates

Wed, 23 Nov 2011 04:08:00 -0500

I am just going to go ahead and say that lobstering is objectively the worst experience any individual (in their right mind or otherwise) might be unfortunate enough to find themselves having, and that anyone who stumbles upon this blog through their passion for lobstering alone has my condolences.

While I am aware that this post will inevitably cause me to lose out on the massive fishing community demographic on tumblr, my resolute plans for this blog to be one of integrity and principles simply would not allow for such a lie of omission on my part.

Judge me as I am, tumblr.